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You Passed 8th Grade Math

Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct!

Could You Pass 8th Grade Math?

You Should Get a JD (Juris Doctor)

You're logical, driven, and ruthless. You'd make a mighty fine lawyer.

What Advanced Degree Should You Get?

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to those who have a split personality - cold as ice on the outside but hot as fire in the heart. In love, you feel the most alive when things are straight-forward, and you're told that you're loved. You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change. You would be forced to break up with someone who was ruthless, cold-blooded, and sarcastic. Your ideal relationship is lasting. You want a relationship that looks to the future... one you can grow with. Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. You think of marriage pessimistically. You don't think happy marriages exist anymore. In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily.

What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

giant,fluffy, yellow marshmellow

i want one to sit on. and while i'm sleeping on it i can lick it slowly and have some sweet & pleasant dreams. that would be nice.

the good ol' days

the best part about high school was when my govt teacher had me grade the quizzes the class just took, including my own. i got a 1/10.

You are a Social Moderate (55% permissive) and an... Economic Moderate (56% permissive) You are best described as a: Centrist You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness. loc: (1 Link: The Politics Test on Ok Cupid Also: The OkCupid Dating Persona Test

ever wonder what its like to have problems concentrating?

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profanity laced writing

is far superior to that conservative, big-word, traditional style of writing that everyone loves to use.

i can write whatever the fuck i please here

because really only one person knows about this blog, i can write about all the bullshit that pisses me off and drives me nuts.

for instance, people in almaden piss me off because they all suck at driving. not only that, i hate soccer moms and their honda oddesseys and giant ford suvs who not only clog up the precious 2 lanes of road space on almaden expy, they drive like complete shit. i could still drive better if someoone chopped off one of my arms AND one of my legs AND poured a handle of vodka straight down my throat. not only would i drive better for the 5 minutes id be conscious for, i wouldnt be talking on my cell phone which further reduces these peoples abilities to drive intelligently and not like fuck faces who need to be shot.