i can write whatever the fuck i please here

because really only one person knows about this blog, i can write about all the bullshit that pisses me off and drives me nuts.

for instance, people in almaden piss me off because they all suck at driving. not only that, i hate soccer moms and their honda oddesseys and giant ford suvs who not only clog up the precious 2 lanes of road space on almaden expy, they drive like complete shit. i could still drive better if someoone chopped off one of my arms AND one of my legs AND poured a handle of vodka straight down my throat. not only would i drive better for the 5 minutes id be conscious for, i wouldnt be talking on my cell phone which further reduces these peoples abilities to drive intelligently and not like fuck faces who need to be shot.